Oh yes, I am a sheeple
And oh so proud to be
I am way too smart
To believe in a conspiracy
Three towers falling straight down
It all makes sense to me
They're all just jealous
Because I live so free
Terrorists in hiding everywhere
Although I cannot see
I know that they're out there
Because I heard it on TV
My paper is honest
It would never lie to me
Oh yes, I am a sheeple
And oh so proud to be
The UN is so stupid
As blind as it can be
Anti-war protestors
Should be hanging from a tree
They and all the traitors
Ship them off to Germany
But me, I am a sheeple
And oh so proud to be
We saved the Iraqis
The bad guys had to flee
Now those people love us
They're dancing with such glee
The whole wide world should thank me
All on bended knee
Oh yes, I am a sheeple
And oh so proud to be
~ author unknown